Kevin is responsible for the incredible sound and light extravaganzas that Grumpy Old Men is known for. No one knows how he achieves such consistently amazing results, least of all Kevin. One thing, though, is certain… he can roll up a cable.
Before his appointment as Senior Cable Roller, Kevin coached up-and-coming tennis stars. On the courts, Kevin always received much love and, as we know, in tennis, love is zip, nada, nothing.
During some of the rockier songs, Kevin will ease up to the side of the stage in his zimmer-frame, before launching himself into the spotlight for some scorching blues harp and raw, gutsy vocals.
We value Kevin’s ability to laugh at himself and do all we can to encourage everyone at the venue to join along.
Stewart can often be seen hauling his lanky frame across the scaffolding, attempting to rig the stage lighting, before clambering down to chug-a-lug his 8th or 9th beer, and scrambling back up again.
Joining Grumpy Old Men’s road crew at the tender age of 7, Stewart quickly took to heavy drinking and is now in year 10 of his anger management classes. To his credit, Stewart found a novel way to channel his emotions by aggressively riding the green button on the fog machine.
Keen though he is to show off his dance moves, we are committed to keeping Stewart under wraps. He tends to drive the women crazy and, like proud parents, we’re hoping Stewart can save himself for the day he finally takes his vows and makes an honest woman out of someone sorely lacking in that quality.