Grumpy Old Men Official Website | "one of Australia's most unattractive 70s cover bands"
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About us

Grumpy Old Men is a group of seasoned musicians based in South East Queensland Australia.
We perform at parties, functions and venues in Brisbane, the Gold Coast, the Sunshine Coast and S. E. Queensland regional towns.
Our shows are known for high standards of musical production and entertainment at very negotiable rates.
Formed in 2006, our band line-up comprises core members, as well as half a dozen guest musicians, each with around 20+ years’ experience, who slot in as needed.
Playing crowd favourites from the 1970s and 1980s, we provide a full electric rock show or a downscaled semi-acoustic show, depending on your requirements.


Our shows are geared to entertain at private events as well as at regular venues.


Our PA system and light show are extensive and expensive.


Our road crew are dedicated and connoisseurs of vegan confections.


Our onstage enjoyment is obvious – no doubt due to performing being a welcome release from the stresses of our day jobs.


We make music you can dance to, using no artificial substances – just voices, guitars and drums. This is music that rocks, with songs you know the words to and beats that make beer even more thirst-quenching.

Meet the Band

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“A kid once said to me “Do you get hangovers?”
I said, “To get hangovers you have to stop drinking.”
Ian “Lemmy” Kilmister of Motorhead – 2006

GOM T-Shirts

Few things say you love us more than wearing one of our crusty t-shirts (they’re not crusty…honest). We’ll get our shirts off to you in any colour you like, as long as it’s black
Black means you can wear them for weeks and not have wash them…
Sizes range from Small to XXXX Large (for those with a whole lotta love to give). Pick one up for the ridiculous price of just $30!
We are taking advance orders for our new range of Grumpy Lingerie and G-strings. We have been talking to photographers, trying to find one to shoot the band modelling the prototypes. At this stage we have no takers.  Shop Online
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Just a reminder, GRUMPY OLD MEN will be back at the Beautiful Greenslopes Lawn Bowls Club Friday night next week 24th February, unless the court case goes horribly wrong....

Playing all your favourite hits from the 70's and 80's...
Address: 131 Ridge St, Greenslopes QLD 4120
Phone: (07) 3394 4942
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